Fairytale [] Lyric by Sara Bareilles

Fairytale [] Lyric

by Sara Bareilles

Lyric:



Cinderella's On Her Bedroom Floor She's Got A

Crush On The Guy At The Liquor Store

'cause Mr. Charming Don't Come Home Anymore And She Forgets Why She Came Here.



Sleeping Beauty's In A Foul Mood For Shame She Says

None For You Dear Prince, I'm Tired Today.

I'd Rather Sleep My Whole Life Away Than Have You Keep Me From Dreaming



I Don't Care For Your Fairytale

You're So Worried 'bout The Maiden,

Though You Know She's Only Waiting On The Next Best Thing



Snow White Is Doing Dishes Again Cause What Else Can You Do

With Seven Itty Bitty Men?

Sends Them To Bed And She Calls Up A Friend, Says Will You Meet Me At Midnight.



The Tall Blonde Lets Out A Cry Of Despair Says

Would Have Cut It Myself If I Knew Men Could Climb Hair

I'll Have To Find Another Tower Somewhere And Keep Away From The Windows.



I Don't Care For Your Fairytale

You're So Worried 'bout The Maiden,

Though You Know She's Only Waiting On The Next Best Thing



Once Upon A Time In A Faraway Kingdom, Man Made Up A Story

Said That I Should Believe Him

Go And Tell Your White Knight That He's Handsome In Hindsight

But I Don't Want The Next Best Thing

So I Sing And Hold My Head Down And I Break These Walls 'round Me

Can't Take No More Of Your Fairytale Love



I Don't Care For Your Fairytale

You're So Worried Bout The Maiden,

Though You Know She's Used To Waiting Spent Her Whole Life Being Graded On The

Sanctity Of Patience And A Dumb Appreciation

The Story Needs Some Mending And A Better Happy Ending

'cause I Don't Want The Next Best Thing No No I Don't Want The Next Best Thing.