270 Somethin Lyric by Cledus T Judd

270 Somethin Lyric

by Cledus T Judd

Lyric:



Track 4 "270 Somethin'"

Parody Of Mark Wills' "19 Somethin'" By Mark Wills

Enjoy



Woo

You Know A Man Does Have To Eat Him Somethin'



I Love Candy Bars...eat Them All The Time

My Combo Meal's Are Super-sized

And I Crave The Stuff They Put Inside Those Dang Ding Dongs

Mmm



My Cholesterol Is Off The Chart

I Keep A Blood Pressure Cuff On My Left Arm

Doctor Says That My Poor Heart Won't Last Too Long

My Nickname In School Was Double Wide

Cause My Momma Fried



Now I Weigh 270 Somethin'

Always Huffin And Puffin

Lay Around The House All Day

No Wonder I Can't Lose No Weight

See That Pizza On The Tv

Oh Man Don't It Look Cheesy

You Know They Deliver Here For Nothin'

That's Why I Weigh 270 Somethin'



My Insurance Said That They'd Co-pay

I Made The Same Appointment Carnie Wilson Made

Plastic Surgeon Said He Had A Way To Get Those Love Handles Off

He Stapled And Sucked Stuff Through A Tube

I Lost A Hundred Pounds In One Afternoon

When I Came To In The Recovery Room

Wouldn't Much Left Of Me

When He Removed The Bandages From My Thighs

I Couldn't Believe My Eyes



Now I Weigh 180 Somethin'

Didn't Have To Do Much Of Nothin'

I'm Lookin' Like Jean Claude Van Damme

To Fit In A Pair Mark Wills' Pants

Now Everyone Who Sees Me

Can't Believe That I'm So Skinny

My Body Fat Is Nearly Nothin'

Ha Ha

Now That I Weigh 180 Somethin'



Ha Ha



Now I Date A Model With A Ged

But Do You Think She'd Be With Me

I Wonder (i Wonder)

If I (if I)



Still Weighed 270 Somethin'

Stuffin Down Blueberry Muffins

Onion Rings And Cans Of Spam

That's How I Got So Fat

Now Everyone Who Sees Me

Can't Believe That I'm So Skinny

I Used To Break A Sweat Just Doin' Nothin'

Back When I Weighed 270 Somethin'



Now I Weigh 180 Somethin'



Ah, Well It's Probably Like More Like Around 225-26

None Of Y'all's Business How Much I Weigh

Huh Huh