Maiden Lyric by Vic Chesnutt

Maiden Lyric

by Vic Chesnutt

Lyric:



Dogs Are Barking, Birds Are Chirping

The Only Thing Better If I Was Squirting

But There's No One Here To Love On Me Today

For The Maiden's On Holiday

For The Maiden's On Holiday



I'm A Sorry, Sorry Knight In A Horrible Castle

Hoping To Avoid Certain Societal Hassles

And I Know What They Say

But I Ain't Made Of Clay

For The Maiden's On Holiday

Yeah, The Maiden's On Holiday



I Ain't Nothing But Chivalrous

Ain't Never Been Nothing Nasty Between Us

She Knows Where She Stands

On The Heart Of A Broken Man



I'm Gonna Be Bad No Matter What

So I Might As Well Go On Ahead

And Act Like A Butt

Any Ol' Way, Yeah, I'm Still Gonna Pay

For The Maiden's On Holiday

Yeah, The Maiden's On Holiday